Czech village seeks owner of dentures vomited in street

A pair of dentures left in a puddle of vomit are currently seeking an owner on the Facebook pages of Úvalno, Moravian-Silesian Region

Jason Pirodsky

Written by Jason Pirodsky Published on 04.04.2019 06:44:00 (updated on 04.04.2019) Reading time: 1 minute

Do you recognize these teeth?

The Municipal Office of the city of Úvalno, near the town of Bruntál in the Moravian-Silesian Region of the Czech Republic, is currently seeking their owner through social media.

Apparently, the teeth were vomited in the street, where they were left for the next two weeks.

Tired of looking at the teeth every day, a resident of a nearby home retrieved them from the street, cleaned them, and turned them over to the village’s municipality.

“Someone has vomited their teeth in front of our house,” the resident submitted to the Úvalno Municipal Office, which took to Facebook to locate the owner.

“I took good care of them, cleaned them from the vomit with my own brush and placed them on the mirror next to the perfumes. For finding the teeth, I would welcome a bottle of Aperol.”

Posting on April 1, Úvalno Mayor Radek Šimek noted that this was not an April Fool’s prank.

“Nobody has picked up the dentures yet,” Šimek said.

“The owner probably had no idea where he had lost them, because they have been there for so long.”

“Once a man lost his teeth at the swimming pool. He came to ask every day if we found them. Finally, yes, they turned up at the bottom of the pool.”

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