Immediately, we were delivered one English menu to share (despite my asking for a table in Czech – damn the grammatical errors giving me away!) until another became available soon after. The menu was very extensive, yet inexpensive; it covered cold and hot starters, soups, small and large salads, fish, beef, poultry, pork, grilled goods, “meatless dishes”, sides, desserts and drinks. All the usual Czech dishes were represented: svíčková, pork knuckle, roasted duck, etc. Not only were there clearly defined sections, but each contained numerous imaginatively-titled options. My favourite was “headsmans lash” – loin of pork, onions, garlic, chilli, champignons, sweet capsicum and ketchup – illustrating the simple yet wholly descriptive approach to menu writing, in comparison with the blowsy poetry affected by other establishments – which can occasionally leave you surprised when you see your plate. Non-meat options included pasta dishes, various salads, pancakes, risottos and Chinese-style vegetables – although most included cheese.