I wondered if there was going to be any kind of briefing on safety, driving tips, track information, perhaps the opportunity to use or rent some overalls (akin to the rental of bowling shoes at a bowling alley), or a hair net even. “No,” was the brick wall of an answer to that inquiry. However, the attendant very kindly presented me a laminated sheet of safety instructions in English he dug out of a drawer that I suspect had been languishing there next to some old leftover fighter plane schematics for a number of years. This place was, and is, about driving, and only driving. With my heart in my throat, I ventured up the staircase by the pit lane to seek courage at the bar. The bar is a pleasant space, with a giant projector tracking lap times and enough tables and chairs for a pub-style banquet and small disco. Indeed, as the nice old lady behind the bar confirmed, corporate events and group packages are large sources of income here. Rental for the entire track and prices for these events start at around 14,000 CZK.